Dispense with boring, predictable cash-in calendar yawn-year antics by procuring this exceptional MWC-style chronology artefact!

Hexclusively featuring the newly OFFICIAL + DEFINITIVE re-named months of the year, allowing you to pour scorn upon the well-past-it crumblies simply not in the kno.

Professionally manufactured with durable spiral binding, this full-colour profusely illustrated 13 sided (including cover) A3 (29.7cm x 42cm) 200gsm silk calendar is quite clearly THEE indispensable temporally-altered artefact of this deleterious millennium.