33/11/03:

To celebrate SOFT CONFUSION, 'A Fondness For Fancy Hats' A3 Poster-prints are now available. A positive boon for any lonely wall!



Each print measures 30x40cm, is printed on high-quality 200gsm Matt-Silk art paper and will snugly fit within a UK/US A3-size frame.



Signed and numbered by the artist, you can choose between Silkie Astrolabe (CD cover), Sniook Egglestone (Tape cover) and Mouldsmoth Hall (Irrational Trust).



OR purchase both 'A Fondness For Fancy Hat' covers together. OR all three as a set! Or none at all. While stocks last!



If your mind is edging towards a purchase, maybe to cover up that disturbing mottling or perhaps as a charming gift for a deranged love, visit the Online Giftshop at ~

www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page4.htm UK/EU

OR

www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page5.htm REST OF WORLD

While the FANCY takes you.







17/12/13:

Just in/owt of time, the third and final batch of A FONDNESS FOR FANCY HAT tapes have now arrived and can be snapped up at the online giftshop.

While stocks/sanity last.

10/12/13:

Oh! Like a owd brown cat carrying in a lightly-stunned white mouse and proudly presenting it upon the breakfast table, the second batch of A FONDNESS FOR FANCY HATS tapes have now arrived in stock.... and promptly SOLD OWT again.

All orders kindly placed before midday today have been posted off. A final, 3rd batch is due to arrive next Monday. Just after teatime. Those anxious to obtain this unintentionally illusive mammal may be interested in fumbling their way to Boomkat ~

boomkat.com/cassettes/882218-moon-wiring-club-a-fondness-for-fancy-hats-soft-confusion

where copies are still lurking and almost certainly not subject to an inventory hokey-cokey.

Thankee!


4/12/13:



Dear All. Many have you have written to inquire exactly when 33/11/1903 will be. It was our intention that it would be today. However, due to an unforeseen oversight in the Blank Workshop precognition department, it transpires that TAPE copies of A FONDNESS FOR FANCY HATS have curiously all SOLD OWT. Obviously, we cannot have an album release day with this vital component missing, so it has been decided that 33/11/1903 will be postponed until a sufficient gaggle have been re-duplicated.

Anyone celebrating 33/11/1903 prematurely may be subject to an extended glowering and subsequent souring of the milk. Many thanks to all who kindly pre-ordered. As of this morning all orders have been posted off at the Clinkskell Post Of Ice.

28/11/13:





Aye, 'tis TRUTH. A new MWC album 'A Fondness For Fancy Hats' has sprawled majestically out of the Velveteen World and is available to pre-order NOW at the online giftshop ~

UK/EUROPE www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page4.htm

REST OF WORLD www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page5.htm

There are two flavours for your potential delight.



The traditional CD version features 22 tracks of rarified CEEM and is simmered to perfection with a variety of tempos and freshly devised electronic tricks.



While a Limited Tape Cassette endeavour has been spliced-up over many moonlit nights in conjunction with SOFT CONFUSION for truly immersive long-form murky-sonic meanderings. This item arrives housed in a curious casing pressed from an original 1970s moulding, has the potential to be mistaken for a departed form of interactive entertainment, and, of course, will not be available in any other format.

For further opaque enlightenment, have an extended perusal of

www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page30.htm

25/11/03:











03/10/13:



Down to the Silver Sea is now OWT of STOCK at the Blank Workshop Giftshop. Many thanks to all who kindly made a purchase.

Copies can still be squirreled out at Boomkat, Ghost Box, Other Music and Mount Analog musical emporiums.


24/09/13:



Notable news from across the herring pond ~ splendid Los Angeles musical emporium Mount Analog climbmountanalog.com/about/ are now kindly re-stocking a delightful number of MWC/Gecophonic titles, and also have a selection to distribute!

Therefore if you inhabit/operate an American musical boutique, and fancy some MWC-flavoured oddness, kindly inquire at Mount Analog who will happily endeavour to meet your Gecophonic requirements.

04/09/13:

After an elongated gout-bout of tyromancy, the Blank Workshop divination department plausibly predict that 'Down to the Silver Sea' will be OWT OF STOCK reasonably soon. If you've been mulling a purchase over, then do consider swiftly pausing your paws over the giftshop.

29/07/23:



Down to the Silver Sea is available to order NOW from the online giftshop ~

UK/EUROPE www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page4.htm

REST OF WORLD www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page5.htm



STOP CARRYING OUT YOUR INTENTIONS ~ Down to the Silver Sea has manifested! The first release from Gecophonic Audio System Productions. GASP! In-depth nonsensical information lurking here ~

www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page8.htm

26/07/23:

Viewing guide

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGSTl955_gs

22/07/23:



22/11/12:



Today Bread, Tomorrow Secrets ~ available to pre-order NOW in the online giftshops ~ CD, LP & TBTS Birdy Bundle.

UK/EUROPE www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page4.htm

REST OF WORLD www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page5.htm

For Further TBTS information please follow the purple pathway here www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page28.htm and happy glistening!

21/11/12:



It's almost certainly true ~ Today Bread, Tomorrow Secrets (GEpHoo6LP) ~ will be released on 33/11/12. Or perhaps even sooner.


20/11/12:



It's almost certainly true ~ Today Bread, Tomorrow Secrets (GEpHoo6CD) ~ will be released on 33/11/12. Or perhaps even sooner.

19/11/12:



15/11/12:

Due to a recent increase in UK Royal Mail postal charges, we have had to slightly raise the price of some of our products. We have also created a new REST OF WORLD online giftshop for customers outside of the UK/Europe:

www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page5.htm

Therefore If you currently reside in America, Australia, Canada, Arcadia, Erewhon, Loompaland, Volsinia, etc please browse the WORLDWIDE online giftshop when considering a purchase. As before, all prices include postage & packing. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

07/11/96:

Please find below the correct contents of 'Clutch it Like a Gonk' (Gonk Edition). Many thanks to all for their patience, and apologies for any erratic conjuring that may have inadvertently occurred in the meanwhile.



14/02/12:



Oh! The latest edition of The Wire periodical (March 1912) kindly carries a review of Clutch it Like a Gonk. Eye-cast away!

09/02/12:



Oh! Many MWC titles now find themselves housed across the herring pond within Other Music, New York, America.

othermusic.com/

If you find yourself there, or within walking distance from a nearby conurbation, do pop in and say 'Hallo' to the CDs/Vinyl in the racks. A purchase is optional. Thank you.


27/01/12:



Oh! Limited quantities of a confusing 7" Vinyl single containing hexclusive versions of Always A Party & Infernal Devices have manifested themselves into the online gift shop:

www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page4.htm

pre-order for a 3/2/12 release date right NOW. If you fancy it.

4/01/12:

For those with a taste for FLAC/MP3, esteemed online music retailers Boomkat now have 'Clutch it Like A Gonk' available in those D/L flavours ~

boomkat.com/downloads/480358-moon-wiring-club-clutch-it-like-a-gonk


3/01/12:



Oh! Canada's national newspaper 'The Globe and Mail' has rather unexpectedly reviewed 'Clutch It Like A Gonk', and what kindly words they turned out to be! Their rating system is either out of 4 Stars, or 38.

20/12/11:



Oh! The kindly folk at FACT magazine have allowed the MWC 'Something' mix to delight and confuse here:

www.factmag.com/2011/12/19/fact-mix-310-moon-wiring-club/

D/L or stream if you are in the right frame of mind.

24/11/11:



Aye, tis true. A new Moon Wiring Club album CLUTCH IT LIKE A GONK has arrived, and is available to pre-order from the online giftshop:

www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page4.htm

And, Oh! Don't forget your miniaturised Gonk edition. That'd never do.



Happy Listening Everybody!

More Information is listed here:

www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page26.htm


20/11/11:



That's certainly something.

14/09/11:


Further Information theeveningeconomies.bigcartel.com/product/moon-wiring-club-live-in-bolton-1-10-11

04/09/11:

Delightful news for the empty-walled folk ~ A Spare Tabby at the Cat's Wedding A3 Poster-prints sets are now available!



Due to (reasonably) popular demand, you can now relive the wondrous, hazy-days of yesteryear (2010/11) and gaze for hours at enlarged and extended idiosyncratic etchings of the confusing record with 3 highly decorative different covers.



Each print measures 30x40cm, is printed on high-quality 200gsm Matt-Silk art paper and will snugly fit within a UK/US A3-size frame.

Signed and numbered by the artist, each set costs a rather reasonable £20.00 (postage & packing included). There are only limited quantities available, they will not be reprinted, and they will be sent to you within a thick cardboard tube. The first MWC poster-print collection (from last year) sold out, so do consider a purchase with reasonably swift pondering.



If you'd like a set, maybe to distract friends during an awkward dinner-party or perhaps as a charming gift for a merry ancestor, visit the Village Giftshop at www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page4.htm while stocks, and indeed sanity last.

18/07/11:

Oh! A kindly review of 'Somewhere a Fox is Getting Married' has turned up in the August edition of Clash periodical:



18/05/11:



You delve inside your handbag and retrieve Almond Talbot's travel-sized Psychophon.
The strange, sweet sounds that issue from this antique device lull the puppet-creature into a swoon-y-state and you skip past into the hallway.

It is dark and very cold here. There are two large windows that look out across the neglected gardens. In the distance you can see a Moontower. The croquet lawn is now full of sunken horses, who observe you with laconic detachment.
Passing in front of a rotting mirror, you decide to quickly change your hair colour.

Midway through choosing which burgundy hue, you pause and notice several figures reflected there that are not within the hallway.

The figures are quite insubstantial, but you can just about make out the features of the nearest one, who resembles an enormous cat.

He calls out 'I saw you, Missis!' and the mirror turns to smoke.
Somewhat taken aback, you must act quickly or risk missing your tea.

Do you have a giant ball of wool?

If you have this item, turn to 5.
If you do not, turn to stone.

A lonely, free hexclusive MP3 has been glued into the Wire magazines most recent 'Under the Radar' online compilation:
thewire.co.uk/articles/6646/
Only If you have a subscription may you offer your 'Purred Applause'.
If you have no subscription, have patience.


10/05/11:

'Somewhere a Fox is Getting Married' is now available in MP3/FLAC formation hexclusively via Boomkat:

boomkat.com/downloads/406910-moon-wiring-club-somewhere-a-fox-is-getting-married

For those that like their music. FOXY.

09/05/11:

'An Audience of Art Deco Eyes' is now SOLD OWT. Many thanks indeed to everyone who bought a copy over the last 84 years. It will almost certainly be reissued, but as to what form that will take...

27/04/11:



The rumours (?) are TRUTH! An all new total confusion Moon Wiring Club LP is available to pre-order NOW from the Blank Workshop Gift-shop.

www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page4.htm

Please your home with a HUGE poster of the slightly peculiar and highly detailed cover artwork, & excite your ears with a full-length LP of prime Confusing English Electronic Music in a variety of styles and tempos! It will provide a talking-point for years to come, and remain a cherished souvenir of an event that quite possibly never took place...


26/04/11:



04/04/11:



It is rather gloomy within the old house. Every room seems to be the wrong shape and full of peculiar carvings.The atmosphere is quite stuffy, with the distinctive, cloying aroma of burnt treacle.

In the corner of the billiard room is a large antique dresser. Slowly dancing upon this are an odd puppet-creature with an unsuitable animal face and a strange purple bird. You are not completely surprised when they both break into a smile and notion at you to sit in one of their dusty armchairs.

Unwrapping a boiled sweet you politely refuse, only too aware that these curiously cavorting creatures are after your teatime invitation card.

After a few moments have passed, the puppet-creature breaks off from his routine, whips out an enormous sandwich from his satchel, and shimmies forward. Somewhat taken aback, you must act quickly or risk spoiling your tea.

Do you have a distracting periodical?

If you have this item, turn to 328.
If you do not, turn to stone.

A lonely, free, MWC MP3 has been hooked onto the notable XXJFG site:
www.20jazzfunkgreats.co.uk/wordpress/2011/04/belbury-youth-club-at-the-outer-church/
Steer your rented white Range Rover over THERE &'Kindly Cavort'.

15/03/11:



Oh! An in-depth most-nonsense interview with something from MWC has kindly been conducted & hosted by FACT Magazine!
www.factmag.com/2011/03/15/moon-wiring-club-wedding-presence/
It's all most informative.

29/02/11:

Oh! The 2nd edition of 'A Spare Tabby at the Cat's Wedding' has now arrived piping-hot from the bakery, and rather lovely it looks too!



We've always been interested in how new editions of novels almost always have a new cover, whereas CD/LPs rarely do, so this is in someways our rationale behind the trickery. It might not make optimum business sense for us to change production in this way, but if you can't derive a little enjoyment from your idiosyncratic working methods, then what's a mischievious temperament for, by Jove?

It's available from the online giftshop NOW and almost certainly from GhostBox & Boomkat within a week or two :)


09/02/11:

Oh! Against all expectations the first edition of 'A Spare Tabby at the Cat's Wedding' is now very much sold out on CD! A sincere thankee and doffed hats a-plenty to all those who kindly bought a copy!

For those cursing the maresnest chicanery that caused them to miss out on this delightful item, take comfort in the possibility that there will indeed probably be a Second edition.

In the spirit of 'absence~normality' that we are stuck upon, it will have a different cover.

LO-RES TEASER IMAGE HERE:



The music contained will be the very much same.
Due at the end of February 1911, all being. WELL! Oh!

08/02/72:

A really rather charming review of 'A Spare Tabby at the Cat's Wedding' from the February edition of the Wire periodical:



20/01/11:



YES. Oh! T'Club will be trapped in Oxford for one night lonely on Friday 28th January.

If you are also trapped in Oxford, manifest yourself to the Art Modern Gallery (from about 7ish), cough-up £3 (literally) and you can WITNESS:

TOP Resonance FM Stalwart the Time Attendant coaxing spooky drones from a variety of musical devices, while a murky 8bit landscape meanders along in the background!

There will be a short recovery period.

THEN! Hold on to something/somebody as you enter the intense-swirly B/W dreamscape of Winter Sun Wavelengths, a Ghost Box film by Julian House with Soundtrack by Belbury Poly and the Focus Group!

There will be a short recovery period.

For those still unconscious, the Moon Wiring Club will then totally STEP UP (sitting down) to perform their almost-professional 31min live set, to the accompaniment of some rather peculiar, long-forgotten video clips spliced together via arcane methods. Expect sluggish fizz-pop-hip-hop-rhythms, sinister occurrences, gloopy interludes and references to tea.

There will be no recovery. Period.

More information here::: www.modernartoxford.org.uk/whats-on/moon-wiring-club-and-time-attendant/about/ !!!


08/11/10:



To celebrate and confuse, please feel free to download/stream the new MWC 'JAYSTON MIX' - Dedicated to Michael Jayston, and kindly hosted by the really rather lovely people at Pontone:

pontone.pl/moon-wiring-club-the-jayston-mix/

It's plenty odd! Have fun ewebody!


08/11/10: It's very much 'A Spare Tabby at the Cat's Wedding' release day! Order NOW from the online giftshop if you FANCY it. Have a Lovely Day.

03/11/10:



Oh! All being well, you can pre-order 'A Spare Tabby at the Cat's Wedding' pretty much NOW from our online giftshop:

www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page4.htm

For details of what you are letting yourselves in for, have a peek here for some splendid advice...

cafekaput.blogspot.com/2010/11/now-this-is-little-bit-special.html


26/10/10:



We are delighted to announce that there will almost certainly be a new Moon Wiring Club album released in November, 1587.
It is entitled 'A Spare Tabby at the Cat's Wedding'. We cannot say at the moment what exact form it will take, as the details are reet cloudy.

But a compacted disc has been sighted, reflecting under the Autumn sunlight, while other shapes are, as we speak, whispering across the moorland under the stone-grey sky.

Keep ears & eyes open for further developments if the fancy takes you.

27/09/10:



We note with interest a telegram from the Society of Unusual Pastimes (SoUP) regarding a recent discovery of theirs...


09/07/10:



Due to reasonably popular demand, you can now 'download' MWC from popular internet peddlers:'itunes'. Use electricity, a glowing screen and a string of numbers, and nonsensical musical entertainment can be yours! Just 'Striped Paint for the Last Post' & the Ghost Box single at the moment, but the other two should be on by end of July.

21/06/10:



Yes, it IS true: 3 delightful MWC/BW poster-prints have been added to the online giftshop! Now after your tour of Clinkskell, you can take away a larger set of visual souvenirs to alleviate any wistful feelings that may develop.

Each print measures 30x40cm, is printed on high-quality 200gsm Matt-Silk art paper and will snugly fit within a UK/US A3-size frame.
Signed and numbered by the artist, each set costs a rather reasonable £20.00.There are only limited quantities available, and they will not be reprinted.

If you'd like a set, maybe to brighten up that drab corner of the billiard-room or perhaps
as a charming gift for a deranged relative,Visit the Online giftshop
www.blankworkshop.co.uk/page4.htm while stocks, and indeed electricity last.

14/06/10:



On the 2nd July (2010/1566) the splendid Ghost Box label will release a split 7" single on vinyl.
It features two peculiar collaborations between The Moon Wiring Club and Belbury Poly, and may cause strange sensations of deep confusion and diabolical enjoyment.
Any portals opened up during the playing of this artefact that lead to the Elizabethan era are the direct responsibility of ghostbox.co.uk and all enquires/ blame must be centred there.

If you feel you have the sturdy constitution/ dominant faculties to obtain to thee black daemon, you can pre-order here:

ghostbox.greedbag.com/belbury-poly-and-moon-wiring/

You can also order another 7" by esteemed Ghost Box artists 'That Advisory Board', which is Raspberry flavour.
If your 7" is not raspberry flavour, please contact ghostbox.co.uk as it's nowt to do with us.


23/05/10:



On Wednesday 9th June, t'MWC have been kindly invited, and will indeed be playing a special guest DJ set at The Outer Church in Brighton, of all places.

theouterchurch.blogspot.com/

You can expect a large selection of synth-based records to be played, almost certainly some telly themes too!

09/05/10:



soundcloud.com/ninja-tune/solid-steel-radio-show-7-5-2010-part-3-4-moon-wiring-club

An Endless Teatime can be a very long time indeed, but Purveyors of Confusing English Electronic Music, the Moon Wiring Club, have selected a Confectioner's Radiogram of aural treats to accompany your 432nd cuppa.
Expect a connoisseurs earful of Library Music, Instrumental Hip-hop, adapted antique 8bit sounds, dusted electronica and saucy Synth-pop. All supremely buttered-up with a diabolical assortment of English voice snippets, and choice selections from the MWC back-catalogue tea-trolley'.

08/04/10: Oh! An interview with MWC on the internet? Click HERE: www.mixcloud.com/phantomcircuit/phantom-circuit-32-8th-april-2010/ For in-depth muttering about chequebooks, supermarkets, dodgy fast-food places and crop-rotation!!!

23/03/10: On April 1st (indeed) The Wire magazine are holding a 'Salon-type' event at Cafe Oto, in London. On the understanding the the occasion will be most like the Criminologists Club of 1897, The MWC will be performing a 20min LIVEish set, using one of their infernal devices! www.cafeoto.co.uk/thewiresalonapril.shtm

20/03/10:



On Sunday, 28th March, The Belbury Youth Club will be taking place here: www.flatpackfestival.org.uk/event/belbury-youth-club
Alongside a splendid selection of hand-picked Ghost Box antique telly, the Moon Wiring Club will be performing their 31min LIVE set, to the accompaniment of some rather shoddy VHS clips spliced together via arcane methods. Expect fizz-pop-hip-hop, gloopy interludes and references to tea.


03/02/10:



Would you like to download a 70minmixup from the Moon Wiring Club via the Wire website? Well click here...

www.thewire.co.uk/articles/3623/

...and you can have the rather lovely ASDA mix. Dedicated to Linnaeus... Under no circumstances listen to it on headphones whilst in a supermarket.


22/01/10:



Well, this forthcoming Monday night (25/01/10), at midnight (GMT), someone, or something from the Moon Wiring Club will be reading a 25 minute 'spine-chilling' tale on Resonance 104.4 FM. Expect lo-fi sound quality, sub-audible mutterings, and the strainings of a cheap keyboard. The story in question is 'Minuke', by the inimitable Nigel Kneale. Afterwards residents of the Clinkskell area may be able to tune into the latest installment of Barty's Party.

For more information, clickee:

exoticpylon.com/weird%20tales%20for%20winter.html


29/12/09: A delightful review of 'Striped Paint for the Last Post' extracted from the January edition of the Wire periodical:



13/12/09: In the spirit of a cartoon feature before the main film, the Moon Wiring Club did indeed support Broadcast, and what a delightful evening it turned out to be. Here are some mildly doctored low-quality video pictures:









30/11/09: Shhh! Don't tell anyone, but MWC might well be supporting BROADCAST for a potentially adequate one-off performance in Manchester next Tuesday (8th December).
It's at somewhere called the Deaf Institute. There should be a visual accompaniment of shoddy tv-clips from yesteryear.


23/11/09: Have a Lovely Day, the new Moon Wiring Club CD is here!

Additionally, the kindly and not-at-all sinister vicar of Belbury, has provided a delightful and most unexpected sermon upon the delights of 'Striped Paint for the Last Post'.

jimjupp.blogspot.com/

There's an extra special teacake in store for him this week, I tell thee.

13/11/09:



The new Moon Wiring Club album 'Striped Paint for the Last Post' is due exceedingly soon indeed: 23/11/09. All being well, you can pre-order from the Online Giftshop NOW.



26/10/09: Now that the clocks have gone back, keep 'em peeled for forthcoming winter happenings & activities from within the Blank Workshop...

22/09/09:

A new promotional video 'Melt it Down' has been added to the 'television theatre' page. Please enjoy this selection of old-time VHS clips, spliced together to accompany a new up-tempo musical number.

31/08/09:



On Saturday, the 12th September, a member of the Moon Wiring Club will be performing a ceremony of aLIVE electronics at the above location, in Reading. (somewhere in the south of England).

If the spectacle of a bearded gentleman pressing the chunky buttons of a small black box to the accompaniment of rather obscure, vintage television appeals, please endeavour to arrive at the venue at the allocated time.

If nothing else, the additional performers of the evening; 'Timmy' Attendo, Dr. David 'Dolly Doll' Davidson, and the highly esteemed headlining 'Seal-land' should provide suitable recompense for any expenditure the evening may entail.

21/07/68:



For those planning a seasonal holiday to Clinkskell, please be aware that 'The Lost Railway of the North' has been considered the wisest choice for travel. Do not attempt to journey by car. Country bus services may be subject to change in the near future.





29/05/09:



If you are at a loose end this weekend, you could do a lot worse than visiting the electronic folk at Bleep43, who have very kindly asked the Moon Wiring Club to provide an hour long podcast.
You can expect to hear all manner of musical oddments, including library music, television themes and half-remembered soundbites and voices from vintage television. Much of it very badly-recorded, and all the better for it.

You can listen/download it here:

www.bleep43recordings.com/mixes/Show138.mp3

We recommend downloading it, transferring to a C60 cassette (BASF Chrome, if you have them handy) then using as an ideal accompaniment to an extended breakfast or evening meal.

29/11/08: A rather interesting review of 'Shoes Off and Chairs Away' has appeared in notable 'Uncut' periodical:



03/10/08: Shoes Off and Chairs Away is available NOW from the online giftshop. Orders placed will be posted off first thing in the morning by Servant Roberts. (After Toast, Marmalade and chocolate has been served, of course).



24/09/08: A new Moon Wiring Club recording entitled 'Shoes Off and Chairs Away' (GEpH002CD) is due for release this Autumn, probably around the time the clocks go back.



14/09/08: Further images have been released regarding the Wrong Kind of Wildlife. Please refer to the literature recently posted for identification purposes. Non-Clinkskell residents are to be informed that all pathways are now closed.










18/08/08: We have received notification that the Wrong Kind of Wildlife have returned to the pathways of Wombwood forest. Please consult the usual documents before undertaking any non-essential journey.



22/01/08: A new 'Reviews and Comment' page has been added to the site.

24/12/89: Before the Electricity



24/12/74: A new series of 'King Magpie's Court' is due for broadcast by Gelographic Radiotelevison in the spring of next year.

23/11/07: It appears that Stuart Maconie's rather interesting and splendid 'Freak Zone' will be playing something from the new Moon Wiring Club album this Sunday the 25th November, on BBC 6 Music between 5 and 8 o'clock in the evening.

We often find that this program is a delightful late afternoon companion for those sweet, gloomy winter Sundays, and have ordered extra biscuits for this potentially charming occasion.

10/11/52: The cattle in Mr Parson's North Field have been bewitched.

10/11/21: Robert Reinhold will no longer be collecting rainwater or cloud sketches in the town hall.

10/11/29: We in this hill are all alive.

26/10/07: ***Due to unprecedented demand, some customers may find that the online giftshop cannot complete their order, If this is the case please contact the Blank Workshop directly where we can arrange alternative payment. Apologies for any inconvience caused.***

07/10/28: The Moon Wiring Club are hosting an Evening Dinner with Musical Entertainment to celebrate their latest long-playing release. The event will take place at Saint Charles Hall on Saturday, November 22, 1976, or Saturday, November 22, 1928, depending on which side of the Borderland you approach the venue from.



01/10/07: The Blank Workshop online giftshop is now open. The first item to be available is the new Moon Wiring Club album, 'An Audience of Art Deco Eyes'.

24/07/49: The Blank Workshop giftshop will soon be opening with an online capacity. It will be run in the evenings by Miss Esme Stoker, shown here in her daytime occupation as proprietor of the Clinkskell village shop.



13/07/13: A new Moon Wiring Club release will be available in the Autumn.

42/06/07: The Moon Wiring Club release 'I'm More Than a Memory Now' has now sold out. Many thanks to all of those who took the time to listen.

25/02/07: In an interesting turn of events, the national broadcasting radio station 'BBC Six Music' has played a recording by the Moon Wiring Club. The piece entitled 'The Stone Sun' was kindly aired by Mr Stuart Maconie after a chance encounter with Mr Paris Green in a northern social establishment. You can hear 'The Stone Sun' on the Blank Workshop's 'a Little Night Music' page.
Those interested in obtaining a recording of this evocative tune can find it on the latest Moon Wiring Club release, 'I'm More Than a Memory Now.'

11/11/11: The latest Moon Wiring Club release 'I'm More Than a Memory Now' has been made available on 'CDr' in limited quantities. The cost is £7.00 via UK cheque, which includes an additional item from the Blank Workshop & the postal charge. Please contact Servant Roberts for further details.

14/07/84: Gecophonic Productions have announced a new investment in recording equipment, allowing the
production of 'Compact Discs'. These miniature records can be produced in significant batches at a reasonable price.
At some time in the future Gecophonic Productions may release some of their archive recordings on this format.

08/06/66: Recording has been halted on the production of the new series of 'Analogue League' due to an industrial dispute over responsibilities relating to an electric clock.

02/05/12: Robert Reinhold will be collecting rainwater and cloud sketches in the town hall.

23/04/66: Recording has started on the lastest series of 'Analogue League' starring Henk McMurdo as 'Zodiac' and Jane Blatch as 'Zoe Aster'. For further infrormation please see the latest edition of Radio Waves.

07/03/48: Grey soil has returned to the orchard.

07/03/36: Grey soil has returned to the orchard.

19/02/23: The pathway through Lettering Woods is now clear. Any information regarding the removal of landmarks and shimmering sands should be sent forward to the council. Although discretion is among the councils watchwords, it is generally accepted that interference with local activities will not be tolerated.

03/02/89: The esteemed Doctor Lettow-Vorbeck would like to announce his continued interest in the Gecophonic recording process, and wishes to convey his best wishes to his respected colleague Mr Paris Green and family.

01/01/71: A very happy New Year from all the fellows of the Blank Workshop. May the Fruits of your heart blossom in 71!

30/12/52: Recent claims made by the Westington Times regarding the suitability of Scrumptytons 'Black Raspberries' sweets have been upheld by the district council. Reports regarding the materialisation of a 'goat-man' apparition after excessive confectionary consumption are deemed to be insufficient for the time being.

29/12/66: Miss Meret Jauk's debut novel is due for publishing this forthcoming July.
It is tentatively entitled 'Gooseberry Eyes’ and is published by Insight.

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