18/08/08: We have received notification that the Wrong Kind of Wildlife have returned to the pathways of Wombwood forest. Please consult the usual documents before undertaking any non-essential journey.



22/01/08: A new 'Reviews and Comment' page has been added to the site.

24/12/89: Before the Electricity



24/12/74: A new series of 'King Magpie's Court' is due for broadcast by Gelographic Radiotelevison in the spring of next year.

23/11/07: It appears that Stuart Maconie's rather interesting and splendid 'Freak Zone' will be playing something from the new Moon Wiring Club album this Sunday the 25th November, on BBC 6 Music between 5 and 8 o'clock in the evening.

We often find that this program is a delightful late afternoon companion for those sweet, gloomy winter Sundays, and have ordered extra biscuits for this potentially charming occasion.

10/11/52: The cattle in Mr Parson's North Field have been bewitched.

10/11/21: Robert Reinhold will no longer be collecting rainwater or cloud sketches in the town hall.

10/11/29: We in this hill are all alive.

26/10/07: ***Due to unprecedented demand, some customers may find that the online giftshop cannot complete their order, If this is the case please contact the Blank Workshop directly where we can arrange alternative payment. Apologies for any inconvience caused.***

07/10/28: The Moon Wiring Club are hosting an Evening Dinner with Musical Entertainment to celebrate their latest long-playing release. The event will take place at Saint Charles Hall on Saturday, November 22, 1976, or Saturday, November 22, 1928, depending on which side of the Borderland you approach the venue from.



01/10/07: The Blank Workshop online giftshop is now open. The first item to be available is the new Moon Wiring Club album, 'An Audience of Art Deco Eyes'.

24/07/49: The Blank Workshop giftshop will soon be opening with an online capacity. It will be run in the evenings by Miss Esme Stoker, shown here in her daytime occupation as proprietor of the Clinkskell village shop.



13/07/13: A new Moon Wiring Club release will be available in the Autumn.

42/06/07: The Moon Wiring Club release 'I'm More Than a Memory Now' has now sold out. Many thanks to all of those who took the time to listen.

25/02/07: In an interesting turn of events, the national broadcasting radio station 'BBC Six Music' has played a recording by the Moon Wiring Club. The piece entitled 'The Stone Sun' was kindly aired by Mr Stuart Maconie after a chance encounter with Mr Paris Green in a northern social establishment. You can hear 'The Stone Sun' on the Blank Workshop's 'a Little Night Music' page.
Those interested in obtaining a recording of this evocative tune can find it on the latest Moon Wiring Club release, 'I'm More Than a Memory Now.'

11/11/11: The latest Moon Wiring Club release 'I'm More Than a Memory Now' has been made available on 'CDr' in limited quantities. The cost is £7.00 via UK cheque, which includes an additional item from the Blank Workshop & the postal charge. Please contact Servant Roberts for further details.

14/07/84: Gecophonic Productions have announced a new investment in recording equipment, allowing the
production of 'Compact Discs'. These miniature records can be produced in significant batches at a reasonable price.
At some time in the future Gecophonic Productions may release some of their archive recordings on this format.

08/06/66: Recording has been halted on the production of the new series of 'Analogue League' due to an industrial dispute over responsibilities relating to an electric clock.

02/05/12: Robert Reinhold will be collecting rainwater and cloud sketches in the town hall.

23/04/66: Recording has started on the lastest series of 'Analogue League' starring Henk McMurdo as 'Zodiac' and Jane Blatch as 'Zoe Aster'. For further infrormation please see the latest edition of Radio Waves.

07/03/48: Grey soil has returned to the orchard.

07/03/36: Grey soil has returned to the orchard.

19/02/23: The pathway through Lettering Woods is now clear. Any information regarding the removal of landmarks and shimmering sands should be sent forward to the council. Although discretion is among the councils watchwords, it is generally accepted that interference with local activities will not be tolerated.

03/02/89: The esteemed Doctor Lettow-Vorbeck would like to announce his continued interest in the Gecophonic recording process, and wishes to convey his best wishes to his respected colleague Mr Paris Green and family.

01/01/71: A very happy New Year from all the fellows of the Blank Workshop. May the Fruits of your heart blossom in 71!

30/12/52: Recent claims made by the Westington Times regarding the suitability of Scrumptytons 'Black Raspberries' sweets have been upheld by the district council. Reports regarding the materialisation of a 'goat-man' apparition after excessive confectionary consumption are deemed to be insufficient for the time being.

29/12/66: Miss Meret Jauk's debut novel is due for publishing this forthcoming July.
It is tentatively entitled 'Gooseberry Eyes’ and is published by Insight.

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