Cateared Chocolatiers

"With it's colourful playing board & accompanying MUSICKE, CATEARED CHOCOLATIERS sets new standards in game design ~ but above everything else it's simply great fun!" ~ Persephone Mawdsley

CATEARED CHOCOLATIERS is an LP of the most splendidly experimental MWC Musicke.

Originally-fresh and sprightly compositions are slurred, smudged and smeared. Fragmentary voices become instruments that loop and unfurl to catch up with themselves, whilst Formaldehyde Beats© chug unhealthily around the lingering remnants of rhythm and carpet-dustily clog-up all the autumnal sunshine.

Musicke such as this could only have escaped from a dreame, and it’s accompaniment to an interactive board game exquisitely highlights this delightfully disembodied nature.

If you’ve ever found yourself attempting to traverse a confectionary realm of fancy, where rolls of knock-down carpets merge into ominous gaslit alleyways, and lumbering-crumbling slabs of toffee collapse in the distance ~ all-the-while anxiously attempting to catch the last train out of town (you know you’re going to miss) then CATEARED CHOCOLATIERS will simply make purrfect sense!

For everyone else, this beautifully designed LP with FULL COLOUR FOLD-OUT A1 game board, full rules of play and 6 character cards, will recreate that experience with such sweet, uncanny exactitude you’ll soon be juggling your CATLERY© with uninhibited abandon as the FEAST OF BLUE DUSK flickers fleetingly in front of you, before eternally ebbing away inside a reverberating squall of misty laughter.

And remember ~ if you fail to complete the game within the duration of the MUSICKE, your spirit-essence will remain entrapped within the board for several eternities.

The first player to enjoy fancy gateaux wins!